Like most
women I seem to have fallen in love with –or maybe just become comfortable with-
a particular dress style. It’s not quite
twinset and pearls –that would be traditional conservative- so I prefer to call
it contemporary conservative.
I think
one of the reasons for my choice is its passability factor. I adore saloon girl dresses. But, sadly, they raise certain credibility
issues with the audience when doing a presentation on organisational failure amid
shouts of “Over here, Miss, I want a brandy and a glimpse of your garters”. Equally, I’m very partial to cancan dresses. However, flashing one’s petticoats and frilly
knickers with a series of high kicks to get attention in the local butcher’s
shop is hardly the way to go unnoticed even if does propel one to the top of
the queue and a discount.
It’s also
possible that I dress the way I do because stylish mature women dressed that
way back in the 1960s and 70s and they must have influenced me even if I didn’t
know it at the time. I say that because
I feel that I dress like several of my teachers (better be specific, female
teachers). As Miss Rafferty tried to instil the horrors of French grammar into
my unappreciative brain I was actually thinking I would look great in that pleated
mini-kilt and fitted top. No surprise
therefore that my French vocabulary is extremely limited………..jupon (skirt),
robe (dress), parfum (perfume), corseterie (corsetry) and best of all lingerie which is lingerie in
every civilised language and, therefore, easy to remember and brilliant to wear.
All in
all, therefore, I’m more M&S than S&M –most of the time!
The rest
of the time I can be found in the guise of Lady Pamela Lennon my Victorian
Aristocratic ancestor who led the now largely forgotten original feminist programme
to turn boys into girls in the early 1870s.
She was a hoot and was most definitely more S&M than M&S. However,
that’s another story for another day.
So ends
the first post!
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